Sixteen more Shades of Grey

July 11th, 2012

Appliance Talk

Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James is the bestseller that has taken the world by storm.  The erotic novel is being dissected by book groups, analysed by critics, and gushed about across the internet.

It seems to be a book that is either loved or loathed.  One man reportedly so strongly disapproved of his partner’s choice in reading material that he tried to show her what ‘saucy’ really meant by squirting brown sauce in her face, leading to his arrest for assault.

Here at Appliances Online, we don’t feel that the novel goes far enough. After all, there’s so much more material available out there, just waiting to be explored…

Therefore, we’d like to present 16 more shades of grey for your indulgence and pleasure:

Grey

This basic shade is seen on the Blanco Grey Plastic Colander and several other Blanco accessories.

Blue/Grey

When you’ve got the blues, try a Dyson Handheld Vacuum Cleaner.

Lava Grey

Sounds hot.  At least a Miele Vacuum Cleaner wont erupt like Krakatoa…

White/Grey

A Dimplex Electric Oil Column Heater in this shade will keep you and your loved ones very cozy.

Black/Grey

If you like the dark for dark business, but not enough to fit out a kitchen in the Electrolux Ebony range, a Delonghi Nespresso Essenza Coffee Machine may do in a pinch.

Grey/Orange

For a fruity feeling, try a Dyson Upright Vacuum Cleaner.

Bright Grey

You’ll have to wear shades when using the Volta Contour Vacuum Cleaner.

Anthracite/Tele Grey

Discuss what “Anthracite” actually is (Hint – it’s a mineral) while preparing your next meal using a Bosch Stick Blender.

White/Tele Grey

That Bosch Stick Blender is rather versatile, also being available in this shade.

Grey/Red

A passionate shade for a Dyson Barrel Vacuum Cleaner.

Ash Grey

When the fire goes out, clean up the remains with an Electrolux Rapido Vacuum Cleaner.

Grey/Purple

For the royal treatment, try the Volta Upright Vacuum Cleaner.

Neutral Grey

This shade is appropriate for the Samsung NaviBot Robotic Vacuum Cleaner.  After all, if a robot was anything other than neutral, it may decide to KILL ALL HUMANS.

Stainless Steel

Okay, this is more of a metallic shade than a grey, but several stainless steel Bosch ovens do come with grey enamel coating.

Grey/Green

Feeling envious?  Your friends will be when they see your Vax Bagless Vacuum Cleaner.

Champagne/Grey

For a touch of class, go no further than this Panasonic Iron.

Not quite what you expected from a Fifty Shades of Grey blog?  Maybe you’ll want to look at Boobs, bums and baking: cooking in the nude instead, or perhaps our stimulating review of the stage play Porn Cake would prove more exciting.