Author Archive for Richie Black

Boobs, bums and baking: cooking in the nude

April 17th, 2012 by

We’re not prudes here at Appliances Online, but we have been slightly astonished recently at the apparent growth in popularity of cooking in the nude. Frankly, it’s got us a bit worried. Our interest in the matter first arose when we saw a news article which claimed that one in 10 British men like to cook sans clothing. I mean, jeez, think of all that naked white ... Read more

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful: Why I’m The Samantha Brick of Appliances

April 11th, 2012 by

We all know that Samantha Brick is a wonderful woman and an inspiration to many of us – the chosen few, that is, who uphold standards of beauty for the rest of you to aspire to. However hopelessly.  But did you know she is also something of a heroine for appliances? Her recent incisive piece of social commentary, which spoke eloquently and passionately about the evil ... Read more

Miele wins 2012 CHOICE Award

April 5th, 2012 by

Congratulations to Miele - they've cleaned up the 2012 CHOICE Award for Best Vacuum Cleaner Brand. Miele have consistently delivered excellence in the world of floorcare - and these guys deserve the accolade. CHOICE is an independent consumer watchdog, in fact the number one advocate of consumer rights in Australia - and their awards are a chance to recognise the people, products, services and brands that improve ... Read more

Top 5 Coolest Celebrity Chefs Ever!

April 3rd, 2012 by

Celebrity chefs are a distinctive breed. And, let’s be honest, many are not cool. The ranks of TV cook-stars include foul-mouthed wannabes, obnoxious poseurs and confidants of Satan. So let’s sort the wheat from the chaff with Appliances Online’s 5 coolest celebrity chefs EVER! NB - We’re talking specimens of genuine coolness. Unselfconscious, unflappable, totally nuts. These guys are the real deal.  Anthony Bourdain We give Bourdain kudos ... Read more

Jura delivers coffee bliss at the touch of a button

March 27th, 2012 by

Coffee machine experts Jura came to the Appliances Online office today dispensing wisdom along with some free caffeine goodness.   Reps Sheree and Ann-Maree fought through morning traffic to demonstrate three fully-automatic machines which should satisfy even the fussiest of coffee fans. Who are Jura? Jura is one of the most prestigious coffee brands out there, with Nick Chernin, Coffee Category Manager at Appliances Online, describing them as being ... Read more

10 Unexpected Ways Appliances Have Improved Our Lives

March 1st, 2012 by

Appliances are great, you probably think on a daily basis. Ha-ha, we know, some of our best friends are appliances. But there's so much more to them than meets the eye. Here's 10 reasons why: 1. Washing Machines: Wallet missing? Can't find those vital receipts? If you're like me, invariably you'll find them in the pants you put in the last load of laundry - thereby ... Read more

Top 10 great movies starring appliances in pivotal roles!

February 28th, 2012 by

We here at Appliances Online respect the Academy's right to award their Oscars to predominantly human actors, but we would like everyone to pause for a moment to consider the role that appliances have made in elevating the art of film-making to new heights. Presenting, for your enjoyment, some of the defining movie roles performed by bits of plastic, aluminium and metal (not including the cast of ... Read more

Robo-flop: why are we still waiting for domestic droids?

February 22nd, 2012 by

What if an all-purpose robot maid was the latest home appliance? Someone to empty the dishwasher, vacuum the house, walk the dog, and clunk around saying “affirmative” in an adorable electronic monotone? Keep dreaming. For now. News today out of the US indicates robotics still has a way to go before attaining the sci-fi fantasy. Seven adult-size "HUBO" robots were on display at Drexel University to kick ... Read more

Check out the kitchen kaleidoscope!

February 21st, 2012 by

Look out – dynamic colour is reinventing the hitherto dull-grey world of kitchen appliances.  Industry leaders such as Morphy Richards are providing bright, bold alternatives to the neutral colours that traditionally dominate the kitchen. Nick Chernin, small appliance buyer at Appliances Online, says that colour has become the defining trend for 2012. “We see people buying toasters, kettles, and even irons to match their splashbacks... people are ... Read more

Appliances Online Cricket triumph: … team name is found

February 3rd, 2012 by

We’re sure you've all been eagerly following the amazing progress of the Appliances Online park cricket warriors. Well, good news, we can now unveil the result of last week’s Facebook call-out for team name suggestions! The winner is Danielle Corcoran – who suggested “The Spin Cycles”. Congratulations Danielle – you’ve sealed your place in cricketing folklore. Danielle was the standout amongst a wealth of amazing suggestions, which ran the ... Read more

The ultimate turn-on: Billi taps

February 1st, 2012 by

Okay, let’s talk about taps. Not the most inspiring subject, you may say. Terrific source of H2O of course, but not exactly something to gush over.   Well, that’s where we want to turn you on to Billi – and their instant filtered water taps. Industry-leaders for over 20 years, they bring new standards of style, convenience and safety to this essential kitchen appliance. Who - or what ... Read more

Appliances Online’s cricket team bound for glory

January 24th, 2012 by

In a week that saw Appliances Online honoured by David Hasselhoff, a team of the company’s finest also sought glory and recognition on the cricket field. That’s right, a gutsy unit comprising the cream of Appliances Online - leading appliance retailers turned park-cricket gladiators - took on the formidable Centrebet Sledgers in the Last Man Stands cricket comp, Centennial Park. Last Man Stands delivers an 8-a-side (semi) ... Read more

Electrolux brings sexy back

December 20th, 2011 by

Electrolux’s new kitchen collection is turning heads. It’s dark, it’s hip. It’s called Ebony. Stylistically the range embraces the European fashion toward appliances that represent striking, confident statements of design. With clean lines, black gloss and brushed steel handles, Ebony is defined by a bold aesthetic elegance. And yet, it also stands out for high-standards of innovation and functionality - and you’ll find ease of use and high ... Read more

Bagged vs Bagless Vacuum Cleaners

November 10th, 2011 by

An ideological battle where consensus is a dirty word, the Bagged vs Bagless Vacuum Cleaners debate divides the cleaning community. But is it all just hot air? Here's Appliances Online's guide to help you filter through the nitty-gritty of the debate. Bagless vacuum cleaner supporters say their machines liberate users from the tyranny of the bag. And that's not an unpersuasive argument. Firstly, you’ll avoid the hassle of having ... Read more

What is a Convection Microwave?

October 27th, 2011 by

Convection microwaves are the can-do microwave alternative. They incorporate convection oven and microwave capabilities into the one package – the perfect combo of quality cooking plus quick-fire convenience. Amazingly versatile, you can use them for roasts, Christmas turkeys, cakes, pies, cookies and more. Obviously, that’s a class above the traditional microwave, which often seems restricted to producing unevenly heated, soggy or tasteless grub even when it’s reheating last-night’s ... Read more