Paw prints in the margarine: 20 super-cool fridge cats
July 4th, 2012
Hello everyone! My name is Louise and I like cats.
To celebrate Cat Appreciation Week*, I’ve put together a special edition ‘Cats in the Fridge’ blog for your enjoyment. (They’re cats! And they’re in the FRIDGE! What more do you need?? I mean, other than articles of substance, originality, intelligence and wit…)
…cats!!! (Please help me…)
Here is a cat, demonstrating the advantages of large door shelves. If your fridge shelves are too small to house a cat, you are clearly in need of an upgrade. Rumour has it that Appliances Online is a good place for those, you should go there right now and buy one or twelve.
It is a little known fact that the light in your fridge is operated by a tiny cat that flicks it off whenever you shut the door, and in return for this service eats your ham.
It is advisable that you buy a fridge in the same colour as your cat, so as not to upset your guests when they open the fridge door to reveal a cat. And now there’s good news for goths and witches: black fridges are in!
Not only are humidity-controlled crispers are good for keeping your carrots in prime condition, they’re also handy for freshening up your pets. If you, like me, are sick of buying cats from Coles only to find they’ve gone soggy in less than a week, a fridge with a good crisper section is a must.
No, it’s an ice and water dispenser, not a mice and water dispenser, stupid! Cats are so dumb.
Spider-Cat has radioactive blood and likes to fight crime when he’s not vomiting on the rug and taking 20 hour naps.
Cat is a delicious beverage that goes well with bourbon and/or rum. Serve chilled!
A man and his cat discovers that the Indian take-away his housemate left at the back of the fridge has created a warp in the time-space continuum, threatening to end all life as we know it and also completely obliterate the universe’s supply of liver-flavoured cat treats.
WTF? That certainly doesn’t belong in the fridge!! Only a complete freak refrigerates cereal…
Lurpak… more like PURRpak, amirite?? HA HA HA
Another freak who should be arrested for putting the wrong thing in their fridge – tomato sauce goes in the pantry, idiot!
Moderation is clearly a concept alien to whoever owns this fridge. You need to know where to stop, man! I mean nine bottles of mayonnaise, really??
I’m guessing the breed of this cat is Russian Blue… get it?? Blue?! Because it’s COLD in the FRIDGE? HA HA HA (dear god I’m so lonely…)
As already discussed in Cute Cats Help Out With the Housework, a fridge cat is a great investment for anyone wishing to shed a kilo or two. Widely known to be the most judgemental creature in the animal kingdom, it’s impossible to eat an entire chicken in front of your cat without feeling the need to don a hairshirt (obtained from the Plus Size section of Hairshirt-Mart) immediately afterwards as penance for your sins. Doubly impossible because your cat probably already ate the chicken while it was hanging out in the fridge. It’s called the Get Less Fat Because of Your Fridge Cat diet, and Beyonce swears by it, honest.
This cat proves that anything can become a comfy bed (no matter how or cold it might be) if you are a cat. Kind of makes me jealous. Wish my bed were made out of spillsafe glass shelving and dairy products! Some species get all the luck. 🙁
I can’t believe I’m still going with this cat blog. Is anyone still reading? You do realise this is, like, three minutes of your life you’ll NEVER GET BACK, right?
…who cares, it’s a kitty!! Life shmife, who needs it? Not me, clearly.
Holy hell it’s ANOTHER kitty! Must be kind of… chilly. In the… fridge. (Please send help.)
What I like best about cats is that if you don’t feed them, they threaten to eat you. That and they’re fluffy!
The only thing I like more than Pusheen gifs is nothing. This one in particular. =＾●ㅅ●＾=
Placing a cat in your beer is an excellent way to cut back on your drinking. After your fifth trip to the emergency ward with a mauled hand, tea starts to become a much more appealing option.
Last but not least:
Looks like a HUSKY fridge to me! Get it?!? HAHAHAHA! Ha Ha! Haaa.
* Cat Appreciation Week may have been made up entirely for the purposes of finding yet another excuse to blog about cats.
The cat in my fridge who turns the light on and off appears to have left me. Where can I get a replacement fridge light cat?
Maybe you forgot the ham?
AH! That’s exactly it… so I get ham and the fridge light cat will follow?
All fridge light cats are different – maybe yours prefers tuna?
Dammit, why can’t things be simple like in the old days when fridge lights were operated by Tiny Men and they were recruited to lifetime employment by the fridge company? I blame over-unionisation driving up the cost of Tiny Men up so many fridge companies couldn’t afford to hire them thus leaving a gap in the market that was filled by cats who took a percentage food tax of all items kept in the fridge.