Appliance love epic: part two
May 28th, 2012
As the Laura Star disappears, awake she sheds a silent tear
A blood red dawn begins to rise, and reflects the fear in Rinnai’s eyes,
For through old promises to Omega
She has sealed her Bromic’s demise.
The brave little kettle shouts out his warning
As Bromic dives for his Sharp sword,
The piercing whistle Brevilles out through the morning
‘Til St George slays Morphy and the blood starts to pour.
Rinnai looks Delonghingly as her beau enters the scene,
Swinging his sword like a Saeco as the Whirlpool turns into a stream
Of warriors coming thick and fast; how long does our Bromic last?
Alas not long, his heart is slashed and St George pulls his element out clean.
Yes, tis true! I’m afraid to say
Omega married Rinnai by the end of the day,
And Bromic is dead and scattered no less
Dyson is called to clean up the mess.
In a plan to force Rinnai’s love, Omega has installed
Bromic’s element in his own coldwash of a heart,
But Rinnai is appalled.
Cleverly she waits for revenge after dark
When she turns her heat up and brings Omega to the verge,
He can’t cope and with a spark
He SHORT CIRCUITS in a fiery surge!
By Imogen Throp
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