Appliance love epic: part one
May 22nd, 2012
Of all the tragedies ever told
There is none more sad nor chronic,
In legends new or those of old
Than that of Rinnai and Bromic.
The lusty passion between the two
Heated kingdoms far and wide,
And no happier was the day
When Bromic asked Rinnai to be his bride.
But lo! Receival of this news
Sent Omega into a spin,
The angry God frothed, his cycle stopped
For Rinnai’s heart should belong to him.
A Whirlpool of warriors, St George at the lead
Gathered to Omega’s side,
“Bromic’s element is what I need, take it from him, make him bleed!
Go and seek out where he hides.”
“Take my herd of Husky‘s, past Volta and Lemair
to the land of BeeFeater and in the lover’s lair,
Kill Bromic, bring to me Rinnai
At dawn’s first light he will die!”
These words were heard by all the troops
Who busted out sword and metal
But also fell on the ears of an unassuming snoop
Cousin of Bromic, Morphy Kettle…
Legs locked and dials high our heroes lie unaware
Their friend Samsung sings around the campfire,
Yet Haier flys Morphy to warn the pair
Of what awaits them, bloodshed and despair.
By Imogen Throp with Keri Algar
Keri, this is kind of amazing.
Thanks Lou, cred should go to Imo though, she has the heart of a poet!