The world’s happiest appliances

August 1st, 2012

Appliance Talk

Got those winter blues? Here are some happy appliances, guaranteed to cure what ails ye:

Heath the hilariously happy heater

Always keen to warm your house, Heath loves nothing more than a satisfying night of heating followed by a good dust.

Frederick the fabulously fit fridge

Is your fridge running? Well you’d better go catch it, it’s halfway down the street! (HA HA HA)

Max the maniacally merry microwave

When Max is not scaring children, he can be found filling in for Thom Yorke as lead vocalist for the popular indie band Radiohead.

Victor the vexingly vigorous vacuum

Victor’s hobbies include traumatising cats, causing untold anguish to hung-over neighbours and ‘disappearing’ coins, bus tickets and wedding rings.

Pete the perplexingly perky vegetable peeler

The life of any party, Pete is also a karaoke enthusiast, stamp collector and part time drag queen.

Trevor the tickled-pink toaster

Not only does Trevor make bread fun, he also makes crumpets companionable, bagels bearable and sourdough not-so-sourdough.

Henry the humorous Hoover


After a hard day of picking up bowling bowls, Henry likes to relax with a nice game of badminton with his wife, Hetty:

Followed by a wee slice of cake:

For more pictures of normal things with googly eyes stuck to them, check out: www.allgoogly.com

…or check out our Top 20 Super-Cool Fridge Cats! Guaranteed to increase the amounts of cats you look at today by at least 20.

Louise is a writer with a passion for appliances, especially those that involve food. She is particularly fond of ovens because they enable her to make cake. Apart from baking Louise also enjoys listening to alternative music, dying her hair various unnatural colours and writing poetry that has been described (by her Nan) as 'quite nice'. On her appliance wish list is a Hello Kitty toaster and 'Hero' the barking dog-shaped hot dog maker. She lives in Sydney. Google+

2 responses to “The world’s happiest appliances”

  1. CamSteele says:

    Haha this is so good! 

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