Eight terrible appliance jokes
February 15th, 2012
I remember it perfectly. Crouching down in the shady hallway, sholders hunched, my 10-year-old heart racing as I reached for the receiver and dialled a number at random.
“Is your fridge running?” I asked the unsuspecting victim on the other end of the line. “Because I think I just saw it running down the street.”
It was at once mortifying and exhilirating. And it’s terribe short joke #1 in our list.
#2: Q: What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer? A: I’ll see you this next time around
#3: (pictured)
Image source: Mark Parisi
#4: Q: Why don’t men do laundry? A: Because the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!
#5: If Microsoft made toasters … Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn’t have to take the toaster, but you’d still have to pay for it anyway.
#6: A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25-inch TV. “One dollar,” the clerk replied. “You’ve got to be kidding.” “Look,” the clerk said, “do you want it or not?” Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the way out with his incredible bargain, the customer saw a big frost-free refrigerator with automatic ice maker. “How much for that?” he asked the clerk. “Fifty cents,” came the reply. The customer gave him the money, saying, “What the heck is going on here?” “Nothing is goining on here,” the clerk snapped. “But my boss is at my house with my wife. And what he’s doing to her, I’m doing to his business.”
#7: Q: What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine? A: He came out spotless.
8#: (pictured)
Do you have any appliance-related jokes to share with us? Feel free to throw the kitchen sink in! Ha ha ha
Leave a Reply