Amazing new magical clothes dryer on sale!
April 26th, 2012
A genius marketer has been discovered touting the “magical and mysterious” properties of their clothes dryer.
Available right now for sale on something called “Ebay”, this apparently innocuous Fisher & Paykel whitegood has a fairly amazing pedigree.
Not only does it have the aforesaid magical powers, it has also doubled for Edward James Olmos on Battlestar Galactica and dated a prominent (albeit pint-sized) Australian game-show host.
Fairly awesome qualities in themselves, but apparently it’s also an okay dryer – with three temperature settings, five dryness settings, reverse tumbling to prevent tangling and the ability to give elocution lessons to Liberal MP Christopher Pyne (although we shouldn’t hold that against it).
Everything you’d expect and more from this trusted and reliable brand.
However, the advertisement begs the question why Fisher & Paykel doesn’t include these amazing qualities on their spec sheets more often. And no, the possibility this person is joking hasn’t occured to us.
In related news, members of the Appliances Online content department own a magical Dyson vacuum cleaner. Not only does this unque instrument retain suction for longer, it can also provide stress relief to the elderly.
Do you have a magical appliance? Let us know!
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