The 12 Days of (Appliance) Christmas

December 13th, 2012

Humour

It’s getting to about that time of year when you can expect to hear a Christmas song about every seven minutes or so.

Maybe you’ll hear them on the radio, or over the supermarket PA, or being sung in the street by teams of disarmingly cheerful carolers.

Falalalala.

So in the spirit of the season, it’s time for…

The Twelve Days of Christmas, Appliance Edition

(singing)

“On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…”

“…twelve toasters toasting…”

“…eleven blenders blending…”

“…ten fans a-fanning…”

“…nine ovens baking…”

“…eight wines a-chilling…”

“…seven shirts a-drying…”

“… six pots a-boiling…”

“…five new TVs…”

“…four barbeques…”

“…three vacuums…”

“…two microwaves…”

“…and a coffee maker from DeLonghi!”

Still not feeling the Christmas spirit?

Then this may be more your style:

Mark joined Appliances Online in November 2011 and has since learned more than he ever expected to know about appliances. He enjoys looking for new and unusual ways for to solve everyday problems using typical household appliances. When he’s not toiling at the desks of Appliances Online and Big Brown Box, he tries to find time to write the next big bestseller and draw satirical cartoons, but is too easily distracted by TV, music and video games. Mark’s favourite appliance is the Dyson Groom Tool, as he loves the concept of vacuuming your dog. Google+

6 responses to “The 12 Days of (Appliance) Christmas”

  1. gillianfrances says:

    LOVE THIS!!! Hilarious!

  2. I concur. Extra points for Grumpy Cat at the end.

  3. Jen Tyler says:

    Looks like my cat (Hagar) reincarnate

  4. Tanya Berglund says:

    Would love to be a part of it all and win something for the 12 Days of Christmas comp. Have liked and shared. Crab Bait anyone? Love crabs at Christmas… lol

  5. Michaela Hat says:

    Grrr, now I’ve got that tune in my head (12 days of Christmas) .. very catchy

  6. Love your twelve days of Christmas 4 barbeques love it

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